I sent my mom this card:
Happy Mother's Day.
Thanks for all your advice.
I never change horses in the middle of a job worth doing,
I know the squeaky wheel gets the worm,
I never count my chickens until I've walked a mile in their shoes,
I remember that actions speak louder than a bird in the bush,
I never throw good money before my own two feet,
I always count to ten before I catch my death of cold.
And you thought I wasn't listening.
I hope yours was a great day